dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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