Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wanna passion pit in your ass
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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