There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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