I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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