The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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