I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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