sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize