is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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