she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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