i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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