why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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