whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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