i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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