sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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