eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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