I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize