Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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