physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
my liver is dry heaving
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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