Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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