she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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