dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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