summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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