How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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