sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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