ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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