I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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