And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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