I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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