Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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