Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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