Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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