I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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