i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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