the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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