Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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