This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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