yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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