You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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