Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
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Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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