Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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