I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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