I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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