Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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