WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize