and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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