This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i think i just lost a toe
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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