Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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