i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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