i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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