mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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