loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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