hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
well you can't waste a boner
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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